Coming up with the perfect birthday greeting isnât always easy. Thatâs especially true if you want to write a funny birthday message for your partner, a close friend, family member, or colleague. Fortunately, you donât have to go it alone. Weâve created a list of our favorite happy birthday funny for him messages that are sure to make him laugh out loud. No more wondering what to say. Let your wit and humor shine through as you wish your loved one a very happy birthday.
HBD and LOL: Happy Birthday Funny for Him Messages
Ready to write a funny happy birthday message for him? Incorporate these wording ideas and jokes into your funny message or use them as inspiration to create your own personalized birthday greeting. Yes, there are 75 messages, so youâre sure to find one that suits the occasion.
- Happy birthday to my favorite dinosaur! Have a rawr-ing good year, pal!
- Is it really time for your birthday again? I swear it was only last year!
- Happy birthday, Dad. With love from your favorite child.
- Itâs time to celebrate the oldest person I know. HBD, you old timer!
- Itâs time for birthday cake, beer, and BBQ. Letâs party!
- Youâre not old, youâre perfectly aged. Like a nice, stinky cheese.
- Letâs get this over with â happy birthday! There, now we can get back to the usual programming.
- Remember that Iâm one of only a handful of people who knows your true age. My gift to you is that Iâll keep it a secret.Â
- Thereâs not enough space on the cake for all the candles! Happiest of birthdays, friend!
- They say some people get better with age. but Iâm not sure that applies here.
- Your birthday is almost as good as Easter … no chocolate eggs but at least thereâs cake!
- This yearâs biggest birthday surprise? We can all count that high!
- Heâs handsome, heâs smart … but enough about me, itâs time to celebrate you!
- Celebrating your greatness is really getting old. But Iâm here for it. Happy bday, dude!
- Itâs your birthday ⦠I think? Remind me next year.
- Looking good, [Name]. Nobody will believe youâre [age]!
- Happy birthday to the only person who doesnât smile at my jokes. I still love you, man.
- I canât believe itâs your birthday again. How many trips around the sun can one person get?!
- It must have taken a lifetime to look this good. Happy birthday, [Name]!
- They donât call it aÂdirty 30th birthday for no reason. Iâve booked us a day out at the muddy obstacle course!
- I wanted to share my favorite science joke, but all the good ones argon.
- Time to count up all those grey hairs. Donât worry, I wonât tell. HBD!
- Youâre so old youâre retro. Good thing itâs back in style. Happy birthday, pal!
- It looks like you inherited all the aging well genes in the family. Hereâs to you!
- Donât grow up … itâs a mistake!
- Getting older is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
- Happy birthday, old man!
- I was gonna get you a birthday gift, but I decided my presence was more than enough.
- Youâre vintage. Know what that means? Itâs wine time!!
- Happy birthday, buddy! It might be time to snap a new photo for your profile pictures.Â
- Forget birthdays past and birthdays future, today is all about the birthday present!
- Research shows that people with more birthdays live longer. Congratulations!
- Age is just a number. Stay true to who you are!
- I didnât even need a Facebook reminder to remember your birthday this year. Go me!
- Happy second 18th birthday! You look marvelous!
- Youâll always be my sidekick, best friend. Canât have anyone being funnier than me!
- Youâre at the age where the age-old question will be, is it pronounced GIF or JIF?
- Happy birthday, [Name]. I got you a gift card to your local orthopedist.Â
- Forget birthdays, letâs call them level ups!
- This will be the best birthday card you receive … ever!
- Sorry I missed it again. It just creeps up on me every year. Happy belated birthday, my love!
- Some people send happy birthday wishes, I send awkward birthday face palms.
- You might not be the most special person in the world, but I still hope you have a special day!Â
- Happy bday, [Name]! May your day be as exciting as all my best jokes.
- Remember when 30-year-olds seemed so old? Thatâs us now!
- Happy birthday to the only person on the planet who still collects [collectible].
- Itâs your 21st birthday, [Name]. Time to grow up and become an adult. Just kidding!
- Youâre only as old as you tell people you are.Â
- Wonât be long until weâre celebrating your 60th birthday, my friend!
- Hey, good looking! Youâre officially 45 and fierce!
- Time to turn 21 all over again, right?
- Good luck for surviving another birthday party, [Name]! Remember, youâre older now so no more swinging from chandeliers!
- Some people sail through old age, but you appear to have hit an iceberg.
- Thinking of you at this difficult time. Happy 40th birthday, [Name].
- Time to gather round the cake and awkwardly sing to you!
- You could at least look a little bit excited about turning another year older.
- Happy birthday! Whereâs the drink?!
- Iâm happy to report that once again it is your birthday.
- I see youâve gone for the bald look. Looks great on you!
- Time to advance to the next level, [Name]. Happy 50th birthday!
- Iâd wish you all the best things in life, but I want them for myself.
- It must be tough always being compared to my devilishly good looks and sense of humor. Try to have the best birthday anyway!
- Youâre only as old as you feel!
- Sorry about the birthday present … there isnât one.
- Our Pokémon cards would really be worth something now, huh?
- We used to lie about being older, now we pretend weâre younger!
- Happy birthday! I hope the cakeâs as good as last year … itâs the only reason I show up.
- Itâs time to party, birthday boy! Which at this point in your life means lights out at 10 pm.
- Wine gets better with age, but Iâm not sure wine has ever been your thing.
- Happy birthday to my favorite fella!
- Happy birthday, friend. I got you an appointment with a chiropractor. #30thbirthdaygoals
- Arenât you glad social media wasnât around in our days? Youâd be a meme for sure!Â
- Letâs start blowing up those birthday balloons now. With our lungs, weâll be ready by next year!
- I was going to share my favorite happy birthday meme, but I donât think youâd âgetâ it.
- Donât think of them as wrinkles, think of them as lines of experience.
Our Favorite Funny Birthday Cards for Him
When itâs time to unleash your best jokes on your favorite guy, choose one of Greenvelopeâs greeting cards to share your message.
Our selection of digital cards are easy to customize so you can work your magic on the layout, fonts, colors, and message. Keep the ecard as it is or swap out the text for your own fun greeting. Here are a handful of happy birthday cards to get you started.
Things Are Bananas Birthday Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Surprise your loved one with this fun banana-themed birthday card. With bright colors and whimsical illustrations, itâs the perfect backdrop for your greeting.
Getting Older Birthday Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Celebrate someoneâs ever-increasing age with this funny take on getting older. This modern birthday card sets the tone with plenty of space on the reverse to recount an amusing memory or share a message to make them laugh.
Minimal Sun Birthday Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
This minimal birthday card can be used for a sweet birthday message or a funny birthday card. Let him think heâs getting a heartfelt card, then surprise him with your funny greeting on the backside.
Birthday Defined Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Set your own rules for what a birthday truly means with this classic birthday card. Itâs available in plenty of different color options, plus you can customize the definition text too.
Biiirthday Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Keep things simple with this bright and bold birthday card. Thereâs no reason for your loved one to think anythingâs amiss … until they flip it over and get to experience another one of your funny birthday messages.
Make Him Laugh With These Funny Birthday Wishes
You donât have to come up with all your best jokes yourself. Use these birthday wording ideas and funny birthday quotes to kickstart your most hilarious birthday card message yet.
When itâs time to find the perfect card, choose one of our funny birthday cards that you can personalize in minutes. Itâs easy to customize the layout, fonts, colors, and wording so you can create a design thatâs as unique as the person youâre sending it to.